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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?","punchline":"He made a grave mistake.","id":312}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do choirs keep buckets handy?","punchline":"So they can carry their tune","id":345}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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