{"type":"standard","title":"Little Big Girl","displaytitle":"Little Big Girl","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2632126","titles":{"canonical":"Little_Big_Girl","normalized":"Little Big Girl","display":"Little Big Girl"},"pageid":6152528,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Little_Big_Girl.png","width":300,"height":245},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Little_Big_Girl.png","width":300,"height":245},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272314786","tid":"5b73b01e-dd19-11ef-8a8c-ba67a086475a","timestamp":"2025-01-28T01:44:05Z","description":"12th episode of the 18th season of The Simpsons","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_Girl","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_Girl?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_Girl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Little_Big_Girl"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_Girl","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Little_Big_Girl","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Big_Girl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Little_Big_Girl"}},"extract":"\"Little Big Girl\" is the twelfth episode of the eighteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 11, 2007. The episode was written by Don Payne and directed by Raymond S. Persi.","extract_html":"
\"Little Big Girl\" is the twelfth episode of the eighteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 11, 2007. The episode was written by Don Payne and directed by Raymond S. Persi.
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Bad News Baseball, originally released as Gekitō!! Stadium in Japan, is a baseball game released by Tecmo for the Japanese Family Computer in 1989, and North America in 1990 for the NES. The goal for players is to defeat every other team in the game. Gameplay can continue indefinitely until this occurs.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?","punchline":"Just in case you get a hole in one.","id":104}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the grape do when he got stepped on?","punchline":"He let out a little wine.","id":173}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}